

Seven years, no playoffs, Lowe still has a job. Nice gig if you can get it.


The blogosphere's finest actual writer and funniest commentator on life.
Lowetide
Wind your way through the boozing, broads and Family Guy stuff, which is all wonderfully written, and there's a lot of meat on this website.
Robin Brownlee
You sir may be a cheezie stained chronic masturbator but you are a genius cheezie stained chronic masturbator.
td.slvr
Pat McLean has been on an absolute tear lately, writing some great stuff.
Tyler Dellow
I remember those days back in the hayloft well Pat. I hope you haven't forgotten them.
Andy Grabia
Pat that paragraph was practically as perfect as that picture. Positively poetic.
Bruce McCurdy
Pure unadulterated filth. Disgusting.
Mrs. McLean
Pat, Ty said you'd been knocking it out of the park and he wasn't lying.
Dennis King
This shit's bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Gwen Stefani
I do enjoy his writing although all of the jerking off talk leaves me feeling a little uneasy, quite frankly. Especially since he had my balls cut off when I was very young, the prick.
The Dog
9 comments:
Just wanted to say once again, fantastic job with the Summit series.
As for Re-Khabibuhlin, and Oilers management; you couldn't be more right. One big bunch of losers.
Oh, also found your latest quoted on Puck Daddy. Hat tip for some excellent writing.
KDM
The most negative and pessimistic blog in the Oilogosphere.
I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. Everytime I come to this site, it's the same old life in Oil Country sucks.
Meh.
The man needs a enema.
Funny thing JohnQ this was once the most optimistic blog around but four years of poor management and losing will wear you down.
What should I write? How awesome it is to see a Stanley Cup finallist dismantled piece by piece? How ownership seems more interested in a new arena than winning hockey games? How bad decisions have made the team a joke?
They were last overall last year and while there are plenty of nice kids coming up its a good bet they will be last again this year. As a fan are you happy with that? If so then you're getting what you deserve. Shitty hockey.
And of course as always if you don't like what you read here then don't bother reading it. Save yourself the bother.
Thanks KDM appreciate the kind words.
Really JohnQ?
You obviously haven't been reading this blog that long if you think Pat is a pessimist...
Oh my.
I think Pat may have been the last man standing when it came to falling to the darkside.
Don't like it? Don't read it. Simple enough no?
KDM
Ah JQP, nothing like taking a shot at something while having nothing worthwhile to contribute yourself =).
I used to accuse BD of being a 'blueskier'. I think 4 years of futility and near grenade misses (Vanek offer sheet, Heatley trade etc.) would have this effect on anyone sane. I'm saddened that BD has become more conservative in his optimism, while at the same time I'm glad to see that he isn't delusional.
Personally I wouldn't mind another lottery finish and shot at Adam Larsson in the least. Last place finish is worth it for a all-world franchise defenceman, here's hoping the kid pans out and the Oilers grab him. If you're going to lose then do it right =).
If the Oilers set out to alienate their thinking fans, starting in the summer of '06 ... they have been spectacularly successful. In fact, if they were doing it purposefully, the word 'supergenius' belongs in the conversation.
Unfortunately, I think it is much more likely that we are dealing with garden variety incompetence here.
And JohnQPublic; you may well be a fine person in real life, but your comment above colours you as a complete dink.
Ah John q made a boo boo. I know that BD/Pat is writing seems negative but it is true. We can sugar coat the shit but it is still shit.
There are wild things that can happen but The Bulin Wall getting pissed while on injured reserve. I think the NHL will have to bring Morality clauses in. The mismanagement of the team/assets has been epic. It is pretty funny that think the 06 run was harbinger of the future. It was an anomaly kind of like the Flames run
it was a one off. The Flames spin doctors still think they can win with Iggy and clowns they brought back I say nay.
Oilers hockey is going to be ugly but there should be some rays of sunshine this year as long none of the keys get hurt.
it is always something to read on this blog.
We could probably fit the lot of you into a Honda Fit. More likely on a moped.
Be careful about saying that Pat. They're rather roomy vehicles.
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