Saturday, June 13, 2009

Strong. Muscular. Thighs.


Somewhere Pierre Maguire has just embarked on a month long bender. He's naked. And he's fully erect.


21 comments:

Baroque said...

Thanks for actually making me laugh through the disappointment.

Although I'm not sure I have enough mind bleach to get that image out of my head, now. :)

robert cleave said...

"Now I'm a monster!"

Crosby.

HBomb said...

Somewhere last night, Alex Ovechkin threw an empty Smirnoff bottle at a TV set around 9pm Edmonton time.

That Pittsburgh/Washington rivarly, along with Chicago/Detroit, is going to define the NHL for the next few years. Anaheim/San Jose theoretically could as well....

Lowetide said...

What about Edmonton/ah hell who am I kidding?

Chris said...

Danny Heatly is a monster LT?

Olivier said...

Well, that pretty much squishes those Jordan Stall to anywhere fantasies... I look at the pen's roster next year, and if they want to make room (they stand at 46 mil), Stall buys them 3.5 mil; he is the fouth highest salary amongst Pits forwards. The other 3? Malkin & Crosby @ 9 mil, Kunitz @ 3.6.

We would all love Shero to trade Stall, but you look at what he brought them this year, and in this series... Kunitz is going.

Black Dog said...

Olivier - yeah I think you're right on - I believe they will try and keep Kunitz but I think we've seen the future for this club - the big guys up the middle three deep - Cooke, Talbot and Kennedy on the wings and then whatever vets they find to fill those last three roles; so maybe Kunitz plus two other guys who will replace Guerin, Fedotenko, Satan, Sykora

Crosby.

Sorry about that Baroque - maybe that awful image will help erase last night though ;)

Baroque said...

It hurts to come so close ... but I'll recover. I've been astonishingly lucky as a fan, and it would be petty to forget that.

Besides, mind bleach or no, a laugh from your writing is always worth it. :)

mattwatt said...

I am just so happy that Matt Cooke won a cup! He is the best, squeee!!!!

(That whole statement made me throw up in my mouth, and not from the copious amount of booze I drank last night)

That said, (an Matt Cooke aside), congrats go out to the Pens. They deserved the cup, good job.

spOILer said...

My text to the owner of Oilfans.com and a few other hockey fans, at 8:38 MDT Fri Jun 12: "Right now Pierre Maguire is having an orgasm."

Black Dog said...

Great minds spOILer, great minds. ;)

Bruce said...

Gutter minds think alike?

Black Dog said...

Also true Bruce, also true.

Waiting for hbomb to comment with a reference to pie now.

Bruce said...

Yeah, I could live without the Pierre McGuire images, thanx. His stark naked head alone is more than I prefer to deal with. Especially when the lips are moving.

Black Dog said...

Yes he does look like a penis in a tie.

Bruce said...

Wrap it up already.

Black Dog said...

An especially apt comparison when he is talking about Crosby and he gets all purple with excitement.

spOILer said...

And spewing---saliva---at the camera.

doritogrande said...

BD: What size are his feet?

And are they hairy and wrinkled?

Black Dog said...

ahh, cock and balls jokes

in style since I was 12 years old

Bruce said...

When he was young McGuire accidentally had his head circumcised. Probably a case of mistaken identity on the doctor's part.